okay i need to get back to cleaning lol
tomlinsarse: i’m about to cry my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches then he started to cry and ran off and yelled they all...
larxenesomebody: merlinsfuckingbeard: My dad was sitting beside me on the computer and saw this folder He asked me if it was a folder filled with ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’ I then proceeded to show him what was in it He then walked away muttering something about me being pretentious thank god I have my ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’ in this folder tbh Always have...
Dear Cartoon Network
banasmagiccastle: just because it’s cool on the internet doesnt mean it needs a show please stop just
itnernet: you called me a bitch… a dog is a bitch…. dogs bark…… bark is on trees…trees are part of nature and nature is beautiful…so u called me beautiful….so thnx i guess but like no homo
i dont think a majority of people know or remember what rape actually means rape is not when you do something that someone else is uncomfortable with its not when you blackmail someone either rape is when someone has sex with you against your will rape is usually not something you can just get over in a couple of days it could actually destroy your life rape victims never forget what...
bromancer: sporkaganza: li-li-li: ...
clairesawyer: Dropping out of school to become a cheetah girl
trolllinginthedeep: Fun fact I knew this girl from camp who had a British accent but she wasn’t from England and then one day I went to her house and her parents didn’t have a British accent either so I asked her where she got it from because I was really confused and she told me her parents faked it until she was 7 because they wanted a child with a British accent
Chances of finding fanfic 100% Chances of finding a good fanfic .0001% Chances of finding a fanfic with good plot 46% Chances of finding a grammatically correct fanfic with good plot .38% Chances of being scarred for life 949,394,932%
getlikemike: i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate yo i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate...
I can’t wait to use this math formula in real life
pockytardis: dragonsroar: hetero yuri yaoi nonshippers long ago the four nations lived together in harmony then, everything changed when the yaoi nation attacked #only the multishipper master of all four shippings could stop them #but when the world needed them most #they vanished
haha ha oh god this girl from my class set her signature to “the most beautiful maiden, me” in german oh my god im gonna pEE
starkandstripes: OH GOD HOW DO YOU WRITE SMUT HOW SHOULD I START OK THAT IS A GOOD START TIME FOR A BREAK
frickingloki: people who need to come out of the closet: people who have been playing hide and seek for more than 24 hours seriously i don’t think they’re gonna find you they probably forgot about you even if not they probably went to bed cut yourself some slack you won go have some milk and cookies and a nice nap and pee dont forget to pee
kierwynn: bonnefoy: sassygaynations: confession time i have a deep, guilty love of Highschool AUs I’m sorry, every fandom I’m in. My life. The more cliche the better tbh No regrets.