April 2012
“faster,” I whispered as my browser ran slowly
windows98:
hm?
WHAT DID U DO TO MY DRINK
you asked for 2 ice cubes & i only gave you ONE apRIL FOOLs
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hussiempreg:
if you unfollow me today im assuming its a joke and ill be expecting you back by tomorrow 12:01 am.
someone: *sends message*
me: omfg
someone: *posts something*
me: omfg
someone: *does anything*
me: omfg
Sherlock is happy and adores John
my-friend-the-frog:
whenever I think of that article this is all that comes to my mind:
am I not smart, John? am I? awwww *hugs*
people might talk…
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highfunctioningdarklordofall:
oscarstardis:
callmekitto:
abortedslunk:
whatevertheheckles:
nepetaschoiceass:
whatevertheheckles:
butwewereokay:
bemusedlybespectacled:
imsoweirdimnotanitimanith:
mikulukashipblog:
ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works
woop
well that was anticlimatic...
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fun-size-fanatic:
playdontworry:
what is this from
literally the gayest thing i have ever seen in my life
oh my god
sad to say i loved this movie as a kid
jazzsquare:
jakeforjesus:
Thats so traumatizing like imagine if the shampoo on your head just never ended
HAHAAHHA DYING
my reaction when people are wrong on the internet
judgesdeepyl:
Imagine if I became famous and kept my blog. One...
Interviewer: So do you know about the fandom surrounding you?
Me: You mean the fanart and the pornographic drawings shipping me with my co-stars?
Interviewer: ....
Me: And the slash shippers and the Crack. Oh the fandom crack!
Interviewer: Uh, yeah... how do you, uh, know about all of this?
Me: *Stares into camera* I have a Tumblr
Tumblr: HOLY SHIT WE ARE DOOMED! WHICH BLOG IS IT?! SEARCH THEM ALL! AND FOR GODS SAKE HIDE THE PORN
Me: *Laughs evily and starts discussing famous fanfictions with my character in them knowing tumblr is dying*
raelynnmarie:
thefiremutt:
so my mom asked me to run the store real quick to get milk so i did and now i’m sitting here in my car hysterically laughing and crying because i forgot to put on pants
It’s like that nightmare we’ve all had come true.
holmestucked:
sassy-gay-karkat:
hey david
yeah
what if i make a fantastic complicated comic
have a bunch of ships be canon and then destroy them
and kill most of the characters in it
hAHAHA yeah RIGHT andrew and im gonna create a popular social website and slowly make it unusable and annoying
omg
beellette:
dad just said “there should be a netflix for books”
five minutes later he shouted “THE LIBRARY”