“faster,” I whispered as my browser ran slowly
windows98: hm? WHAT DID U DO TO MY DRINK you asked for 2 ice cubes & i only gave you ONE apRIL FOOLs
erikairi: acciobenedictcumberbatch: ...
hussiempreg: if you unfollow me today im assuming its a joke and ill be expecting you back by tomorrow 12:01 am.
someone: *sends message*
someone: *posts something*
someone: *does anything*
Sherlock is happy and adores John
my-friend-the-frog: whenever I think of that article this is all that comes to my mind: am I not smart, John? am I? awwww *hugs* people might talk…
highfunctioningdarklordofall: oscarstardis: callmekitto: abortedslunk: whatevertheheckles: nepetaschoiceass: whatevertheheckles: butwewereokay: bemusedlybespectacled: imsoweirdimnotanitimanith: mikulukashipblog: ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works woop well that was anticlimatic...
fun-size-fanatic: playdontworry: what is this from literally the gayest thing i have ever seen in my life oh my god sad to say i loved this movie as a kid
jazzsquare: jakeforjesus: Thats so traumatizing like imagine if the shampoo on your head just never ended HAHAAHHA DYING
my reaction when people are wrong on the internet
Imagine if I became famous and kept my blog. One...
Interviewer: So do you know about the fandom surrounding you?
Me: You mean the fanart and the pornographic drawings shipping me with my co-stars?
Me: And the slash shippers and the Crack. Oh the fandom crack!
Interviewer: Uh, yeah... how do you, uh, know about all of this?
Me: *Stares into camera* I have a Tumblr
Tumblr: HOLY SHIT WE ARE DOOMED! WHICH BLOG IS IT?! SEARCH THEM ALL! AND FOR GODS SAKE HIDE THE PORN
Me: *Laughs evily and starts discussing famous fanfictions with my character in them knowing tumblr is dying*
raelynnmarie: thefiremutt: so my mom asked me to run the store real quick to get milk so i did and now i’m sitting here in my car hysterically laughing and crying because i forgot to put on pants It’s like that nightmare we’ve all had come true.
Josh Hutcherson singing Mario theme
holmestucked: sassy-gay-karkat: hey david yeah what if i make a fantastic complicated comic have a bunch of ships be canon and then destroy them and kill most of the characters in it hAHAHA yeah RIGHT andrew and im gonna create a popular social website and slowly make it unusable and annoying omg
erinadsampora: erinadsampora: brings this...
beellette: dad just said “there should be a netflix for books” five minutes later he shouted “THE LIBRARY”