"The 'War Horse' actor [Benedict Cumberbatch]...
reichenfeels: sherlockjumpedoffbartsand: *dies*
ifcookiescouldswim: holmesiswheretheheartis: ...
angrylesbianmom: beyoncebeytwice: i may or may not have an essay due tomorrow wHAT DOES THAT PICTURE HAVE TO DO WITH THIS POST OH MGLJD
pocketbenedict: i see you driving around town with the guy i love and i’m like, “hey that cardboard cutout of benedict cumberbatch is really lifelike”
aibous: i’m scared of talking to strangers and answering phones and getting on buses and going into classes that aren’t my own at school and paying for things in shops and doing basically anything that could result in me embarrassing myself in any way how am i even going to live the rest of my life
tunnnelsnakesrule: I can’t wait for Jesus to come back and just be like “can you guys just stop being dicks to each other for like five minutes” and then kickflip over the sun
brain you did not just suggest that omg im not gonna be a gay rights activist for african countries id be burned alive omg no bad career choice but maybe………
This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
wow really another “the bible said adam and eve not adam and steve!” argument okay no what part of homosexuals cannot have children do you not understand it couldnt have been adam and steve or else humanity would not, hypotethically (you know if you believe in that stuff like i do, if not thats cool too), exist right now that would have been a very stupid decision on gods part ...
frances-dick: himapapaftw: kiss-mah-sass: segastarlit: Jesus Christu Rook at zhat body I have definitery bought tickets to this gun show fUCK FUCK SOMEON E CALL MLFIE LAIERT Literally choking
hungarysovaries: p33p: nessuno: wenbys: ...
sweetnickiandhellaminaj: i am the most stressed out laziest person ever i don’t even know how i do it
I found this guy's blog who I know irl
nu-pogodi: It says twice on his blog that his favorite activities include drinking, but then on his faq page, it says he doesn’t drink.
omfg this girl at our lunch table a couple days ago asked what a fanfic was, just out of nowhere i almost peed my pants i was so excited i was like no omg you dont understand fanfics aRE MY LIFE
jasonfreese: does anyone else have inside jokes with themselves because i know i do
i was staring intensely at this douchebag in my math class the other day because i was observing his behavior and judging him but then i realized hes fucking hot ITS NOT FAIR
me: okay i'm gonna close tumblr and do my homework
me: omg is that fanart of my otp