January 2012
A Regular Mochi Strip~
peanutbutterandbananasandwich:
akanedee:
viva-yo:
I REALLY shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did.
I think this is perfect as my last reblog of 2012. I shall also add in the pixiv source because I am a bitch about sourcing things.
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
Watchchatterpsyche:
f0rlack0fabetterurl:
kawaiiprincess2k11:
homophobicorphan:
kawaiiprincess2k11:
is this how you dance to dubstep
yes but standing up
check
Wow.
This is exactly how I do it.
good
Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should...
My new year’s resolution is to become anime.
derperistical:
askthealphabros:
GT: What a pain! Cant he just… come out and confront me? That insufferable…!
GT: Wait, the dyes?
GT: Theres a note… on here too… Jesus.
Quite an obvious spot, considering these your “super-secret” blue dyes. Try a different hiding place next time, Jake. You know my favorite place in this house, don’t you? -DS
too bad so sad Jake
is HE IN THE SHOWER
...
When I finally have sex:
Some guy: Now I know you're a virgin, so you probably don't know much about -
Me: No, I read FanFiction I got this.
#WHAT ARE YOU DOING? #WE'RE SUPPOSE TO KISS PASSIONATELY UNTIL I MELT IN YOUR ARMS #THEN YOU'LL LICK EVERY INCH OF MY GOD DAMN BODY #WHILE YOU FINGER THE FUCK OUT OF MY ORIFICE #AND YOU'LL KEEP PRESSING THAT PLEASURE SPOT UNTIL I SCREAM FOR MORE #THEN YOU'LL PUT YOUR FLESH IN ME AND WE'LL FEEL LIKE ONE BEING IN THE COSMO #YOU GO SLOWLY AND I'LL ASK FOR MORE #THEN I'LL MOAN #THEN WE'LL HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT WHAT KIND DINNER YOU WANT LATER #THEN WE BOTH CLIMAX #GOSH #DO IT RIGHT OR DON'T DO IT T ALL #Pull that thing out. I'm going to read more FanFiction to make me feel better.
derperistical:
askthealphabros:
GT: What could he possibly mean-
GT: Oh! The kitchen table.
GT: Didnt i throw up on striders shoes? Ugh.
Nice try. But not good enough. If you’re still willing to see through to this little goose chase, then keep reading. I’m never going to forgive you for dyeing my hair blue that one Christmas evening. But you know what, Jake? I know where you keep all...
December 21, 2012: Artist and author Andrew Hussie...
“wow this was a really shitty year”
– me at the end of every year (via arrinwoof)
THE WORLD JUST LIKES TO SAVE THE BEST FOR LAST,...
thickbrowsandtea:
americaeffyeah:
SORRY THE U.S. IS TOO HOT TO HANDLE.
ooc; I live in America and this is a mandatory reblog, okay.
for some reason it really amuses me
mr-radical:
that hussie is currently spending his new years eve drawing silly animations of deuce making jake eat peanuts.
happy new year, hussie! thanks for all the updates!
equiassntitties:
africans:
basically all my sentences start with one of these
ok so
basically
omg
no but seriously
actually
ok
wow
ok wow (or wow ok)
also
added one
1 tag
walking into a white girl at school
me: sorry
her: omg it's ok don't worry things happen
walking into a black girl at school
me: sorry
her: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU'RE GOING I WENT THROUGH FUCKIN SLAVERY I DON'T DESERVE THIS SHIT FUCKIN WHITE PEOPLE WHAT THE FUCK BITCH HOE NIGGA
2 tags
mom: are you hungry
me:
mom:
me:
mom:
me: hAHAHAHAHA
my mom didnt shut the door all the way
ghostbono:
if you don’t want to swear, that’s all fine and dandy and up to you, but self-censorship has got to be one of the most annoying things
if it’s your original words, please don’t write a** or sh1t or f*ck
there are replacement words far more acceptable than doing that
A breakdown of the coming of 2012.
oldfamiliarway:
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