okay im going to bed
poostpoost
i make stupid text posts
thats about it
(via kennetthejennyfold)
“grandma why do you know so much about chlamydia”
“i had to study in in 10th grade to appease my forbidden woman crush”
“ok”
why do we have to make a brochure on stds anyway
hELP I CANT GET OFF
i was only supposed to have 700 pages for this quarter
i have 1698
oops
shit now i gotta study chlamydia or my crush is gonna hate me for life for ruining her health grade omg
(Source: happyfamilyplanning, via flyingmintbuneary)
using the term ‘yolo’ sarcastically so often that you’re really not sure if you’re joking or not now
(Source: hans--moleman, via listenupdickprince)
(Source: nomedarisa, via obamas-dick)
okay seriously i need to do my homework
and then practice my flute in the middle of the night yeah thats not gonna wake my parents up or anything
